List of funny father son jokes:

List of funny father-son jokes:
Son - do not marry me !! I am afraid of all the women!
Father-son! Then the same woman will feel scared, the rest will look good.
😛😛😜😜😜😜😛😛
Father is angry at the son - not in a worky way, you had asked for mint and you brought this coriander, you should remove the stupid like you from the house.
Son: Papa Let's Go Together
Father: Why?
Son: Mummy was saying that this is a fenugreek.
Father: Who was on the phone? 😒
Sanju: The friend was 😊
Father: Who was really telling? 😡
Sanju: Sanjay Dutt
Sanju cannot improve and will be beaten like this 😂😂😂
Son: Papa, why are you upset?
Papa: Those whose happiness is not written without son, their wives do not even mate in the holidays.
Papa and the 15-year-old son went to a hotel ...
Papa- Waiter a beer and bring an ice cream 🍦,
Son - Ice cream 🍦 Why father, you also drink beer, no,
Give..popple.. pat.popple 😁😁😁


Child: Papa What did you see in a mum who got married?
Papa: The mole in the cheek
Child: Amazing !!! Took such a big problem for such a small thing 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁
Father thumb on his son's report card ...
Son: - Papa, you're an engineer, then why this thumb?
Father: - Cheerful looking at your Marks, Teacher should not think that your father has read it ... 😅😅😅
LKG's baby paper came in.
Father with anger: What is this?
Child: Father, the teacher had finished the star, so he gave the moon.
Parents with their children: What will become of our king son?
Child: Just so sensible that a 3-year-old child should not ask all this.
Sanju: From father to father: Papa became the father of Sharma ji
Father: So?
Sanju: Good !!! Whenever you came from the earliest childhood you became like that. ....... So today you will not say ???
Father: Part of the heartbeat here ....
Suddenly Sanju asked: Who is this guy?
Father: The person who runs his rule in the whole house is a man.
Sanju: Dad, I will grow up and become a "mard" like a mother.
Father - so little marks ... 😣 two should slap ... ✋
Pappu - Yes, papa, come on, I have also seen that brother-in-law's house ... 😂
Papa was having breakfast ... just ring the phone,
Papa - I will be from my office, ask if I'm not at home
Daughter (call up) - Dad is at home only
Papa - Hey I had said that to refuse
Betty - Hey phone was for me.
Papa unconscious ... 😁😜


After a child beat badly with her mother, asked her father, have you ever gone to Pakistan?
Papa: No son ....
Son: Have you ever been to Afghanistan?
Papa: No son.
Son: Then where do these terrorist items come from ?? 😜😜😜😜😜
Father: Son, there was a time when I went to the market with 10 rupees and brought grocery, vegetables, and milk all.
Son: Dad has changed now. Nowadays, CCTV cameras are kept at every store.
Papa: Son, what happened to your result?
Pappu: Papa 80% has come.
Papah: But 40% is written on the mark sheets?
Pappu: The remaining 40% of the base card will be directly linked to the link.
The father goes to the child's room. As soon as his child is wearing glasses on his eyes, he is asleep as he has been studying with a tired face ... he approaches him ... his hands rot in hand with his hand ... keeping the book in hand. .... Lightly removes the glasses off his eyes and gives a tamer root in his mouth ... Cheerful In my WhatsApp one minute ago you are watching online .. Kevin thinks Bob is ??
A child watching his father's wedding CD on TV ...
Baba- We will also get an item girl for your wedding ....!
Father-boss ... this is your buah and aunty.
The fire is called fire ... ..
Bhijhi is called ash ... ..
The person who gets rid of the missed call, drops him. Tell him baap
Baba - Dad, you get me married as soon as possible,
Father - why bay?
Child - Hurry if I will marry grandma,
Father - what? Will you marry my mother?
Child - Yes, you too have been married to my mother
Hilarious jokes of father son in hindi:
The result of chatting all day on the phone,
Papa- What is the son doing?
Pappu- Papa's rain is coming,
Papa - After reading something, ineligible, keeps chatting with girls all day,
Pappu-papa I'm talking about rain


Son first came home with a girl,
Father - Who is this girl?
Son - This is my girlfriends,
Father - ok
The other day, the boy with another girl,
Father (angry) - who is this girl?
Son - Relationships, Item New ..
The father saw that the son was hanging the jeans button ....
Father - son, we got married to you, daughter-in-law came home, still you are sticking to your jeans on your own?
Son: Daddy, you are thinking wrong ... this jeans is the same ...
Father ji unconscious ... ..

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