Alia Bhatt 2018
Alia Bhatt went to a shop.
Ali: What is the price of 2 BHK?
Shopkeeper: This is a ready-made clothing store.
Ali: But then written out "Flat 70% Off" .. shopkeeper is in coma.
What is GST?
Alia Bhatt: "Goodnight Sweetdreams Takecare"
Saints: - Today, I'm heartbroken to Alia Bhatt.
Banta: -What did you do to Aaliya before?
Saints: - No, once had heart before! 😀
Modi: There is no word like impossible in my dictionary.
Alia: Now what's the use of speaking? ? When was the time to buy it was not there
arjun: hey alia, your account has been hacked ... ..
alia: Which account?
arjun: bank account
alia: thank god ... for 1 second I thought FB Account
Alia Bhatt - Safola oil gave it to Bhaiya ... did not give a gift with it ...
Shopkeeper - There is no gift with it ....
Alia - Do not Make Owls It's written in "Cholesterol Free"
Varun - How many apples can you eat empty stomach?
Alia - I can eat 6 apples.
Varun - Wrong, you can only eat 1 apple because when you eat another, your stomach will not be empty!
Alia: Wow superb joke I will tell my friends ....
Aliya to Shraddha - how many apples can you eat empty stomach?
Shraddha - I can eat 10 apples.
Alia - nuts ... 6 speaks so sweetly joke !!
Rajnikant vs Alia
Question to both in a competition
What is half of 8?
Rajni: 4
Alia: Depends ... if you do horizontally half then "0" and do vertically then "3"
Rajnikant still unconcious ... !!!
Alia Bhatt: Hey Dad, what plans for weekend?
Mahesh Bhhatt: Income Tax Returns.
Alia Bhhatt: Hey first part was released?
SBI Bank: Our bank is giving you loans without interest ... ..
Alia bhat: If you are not interested in giving, then why are you giving it? Do not want ….
Alia Bhatt and Varun Dhawan were going on the way ... they got 1,000 notes ...
Alia - What should we do now?
Varun- We will keep 50:50
Alia- And what about the rest 900?
Alia reading newspaper ..
News: "Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"
Alia comments: Idiot !! Who told you to wear gold medal while jumping !!!
Deepika Padukone: I have more fans than you ...
Alia Bhatt: No Big deal, I have AC in my house ....
News: Yakub Hanged
Ali: Restart once and see. Then there will be no hang.
The announcement was made in the fair ... .. a child has been found, who is there, come and take it. . . . . .
Alia Bhatt from the crowd: Show me also, show me too. . . What is the child's child? . .
Between the Gujjar movement, Alia Bhatt asked Colonel Bainsla on the phone,
"If you want reservation, go on-line ... what is the need to unload railway track for this?"
Mahesh Bhatt: Prices of petrol increased.
Alia Bhatt: So stop by checking off two crime patrols, careful India look good.
And among these stories Alia Bhatt and Rahul Gandhi can not understand that ...
When Salman does not have a farm, then he will take a bell for two days?
Indian scientists have developed a unit named Bhatt to measure intelligence.
Highest unit - Aryabhatta
Minimal unit - Aliabhatta
Reporter to Alia, Can you tell what is 3 × 4 ??
Alia: It's easy, Answer is 12 and what is 4 × 3 ???
Alia: Very simple .. It's 21!
Ali: What is the price of 2 BHK?
Shopkeeper: This is a ready-made clothing store.
Ali: But then written out "Flat 70% Off" .. shopkeeper is in coma.
What is GST?
Alia Bhatt: "Goodnight Sweetdreams Takecare"
Saints: - Today, I'm heartbroken to Alia Bhatt.
Banta: -What did you do to Aaliya before?
Saints: - No, once had heart before! 😀
Modi: There is no word like impossible in my dictionary.
Alia: Now what's the use of speaking? ? When was the time to buy it was not there
arjun: hey alia, your account has been hacked ... ..
alia: Which account?
arjun: bank account
alia: thank god ... for 1 second I thought FB Account
Alia Bhatt - Safola oil gave it to Bhaiya ... did not give a gift with it ...
Shopkeeper - There is no gift with it ....
Alia - Do not Make Owls It's written in "Cholesterol Free"
Varun - How many apples can you eat empty stomach?
Alia - I can eat 6 apples.
Varun - Wrong, you can only eat 1 apple because when you eat another, your stomach will not be empty!
Alia: Wow superb joke I will tell my friends ....
Aliya to Shraddha - how many apples can you eat empty stomach?
Shraddha - I can eat 10 apples.
Alia - nuts ... 6 speaks so sweetly joke !!
Rajnikant vs Alia
Question to both in a competition
What is half of 8?
Rajni: 4
Alia: Depends ... if you do horizontally half then "0" and do vertically then "3"
Rajnikant still unconcious ... !!!
Alia Bhatt: Hey Dad, what plans for weekend?
Mahesh Bhhatt: Income Tax Returns.
Alia Bhhatt: Hey first part was released?
SBI Bank: Our bank is giving you loans without interest ... ..
Alia bhat: If you are not interested in giving, then why are you giving it? Do not want ….
Alia Bhatt and Varun Dhawan were going on the way ... they got 1,000 notes ...
Alia - What should we do now?
Varun- We will keep 50:50
Alia- And what about the rest 900?
Alia reading newspaper ..
News: "Indian athlete lost gold medal in long jump"
Alia comments: Idiot !! Who told you to wear gold medal while jumping !!!
Deepika Padukone: I have more fans than you ...
Alia Bhatt: No Big deal, I have AC in my house ....
News: Yakub Hanged
Ali: Restart once and see. Then there will be no hang.
The announcement was made in the fair ... .. a child has been found, who is there, come and take it. . . . . .
Alia Bhatt from the crowd: Show me also, show me too. . . What is the child's child? . .
Between the Gujjar movement, Alia Bhatt asked Colonel Bainsla on the phone,
"If you want reservation, go on-line ... what is the need to unload railway track for this?"
Mahesh Bhatt: Prices of petrol increased.
Alia Bhatt: So stop by checking off two crime patrols, careful India look good.
And among these stories Alia Bhatt and Rahul Gandhi can not understand that ...
When Salman does not have a farm, then he will take a bell for two days?
Indian scientists have developed a unit named Bhatt to measure intelligence.
Highest unit - Aryabhatta
Minimal unit - Aliabhatta
Reporter to Alia, Can you tell what is 3 × 4 ??
Alia: It's easy, Answer is 12 and what is 4 × 3 ???
Alia: Very simple .. It's 21!
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