lataist jokais

lataist jokais
dukaanadaar : kaisa soot dikhaoon ?
mahila : padosan tadap – tadap kar dam tod de aisa ……😝😜😝😜😝😜
kuchh to padhee likhee hogee garmee …. varana itanee digreeyaan lekar kaun ghoomata hai ? 😂😝😂
khoon mein tere garmee , garmee mein tera khoon …. oopar sooraj niche dharatee beech mein may aur junai 😂😁 he bhagavaan 😬😝😜
sonoo nigam : subah -subah meree neend aazaan se khulatee hai
paakistaanee : khushanaseeb ho bhaee jaan , hamaaree to bam dhamaake se khulatee hai 😂😝😂
teechar – sanjoo yamuna nadee kahon bahatee hai ?
sanjoo – jameen par
teechar – nakshe mein bataon kahon bahatee hai ?
sanjoo – nakshe mein kaise bah sakatee hai, naksha gal nahin jaega 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
vaphaadaar to vo log hai jinhonne is baar beejepee ko vot bhee diya aur entee romiyo skvaad ke dande bhee chup chaap kha rahe hai 😂😂😝😜
patnee:- ajee sunate ho ? hamaaree shaadee karavaane vaale pandit jee ka dehaant ho gaya 😔😔😔😔😔
pati:- ek na ek din to use usake karmon ka phal milana hee tha.😂😂😂😂😝😜😛
aaj ka sochial maidi
kokaroch dekh kar chillaate huye das kilomeetar tak bhaagane vaale paakistaan ko dhamaka rahe hote hain ki “ab bhee vakt hai sudhar jao”.
..subah ek mahila phal vaale se angrejee mein phal maang rahee thee ye bolakar – “givai mai somai daistroyaid husband”..
..ek ghanta laga yah samajhane mein ki vah “naashapati ” maang rahee thee.😂😝😂

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