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Alia Bhatt went to a shop. Ali: What is the price of 2 BHK? Shopkeeper: This is a ready-made clothing store. Ali: But then written out "Flat 70% Off" .. shopkeeper is in coma. What is GST? Alia Bhatt: "Goodnight Sweetdreams Takecare" Saints: - Today, I'm heartbroken to Alia Bhatt. Banta: -What did you do to Aaliya before? Saints: - No, once had heart before! 😀 Modi: There is no word like impossible in my dictionary. Alia: Now what's the use of speaking? ? When was the time to buy it was not there arjun: hey alia, your account has been hacked ... .. alia: Which account? arjun: bank account alia: thank god ... for 1 second I thought FB Account Alia Bhatt - Safola oil gave it to Bhaiya ... did not give a gift with it ... Shopkeeper - There is no gift with it .... Alia - Do not Make Owls It's written in "Cholesterol Free" Varun - How many apples can you eat empty stomach? Alia - I can eat 6 apples. Varun - Wrong, you can onl

Best husband wife jokes list follows below: Husband said to the wife, account for last month The wife started writing accounts and started writing in between. Go That Gay 800 b Go That Gay 2000 b Go That Gay 500b Go That Gay Husband asked Go What is gay? Wife: Where did God go? Watching her husband going to the market, the wife gave her money and said, "Bring something that I look beautiful". The husband brought two bottles of whiskey for himself. 😜😃 Lord, what is this temptation? If your child is crying then there is pain in heart ... .. and the other one is in the head !! !! If your wife cried, then there is pain in the head ... and the other is in the heart. All the lord has the illusion Someone advised me that the wife can not be won in the debate, so just smile. I also tried Biwi: You are very laughing nowadays? It seems you have to take a ghost. When the girl is in the house of her father, the "queen" continues to be ... .. The first t

List of funny father-son jokes: Son - do not marry me !! I am afraid of all the women! Father-son! Then the same woman will feel scared, the rest will look good. 😛😛😜😜😜😜😛😛 Father is angry at the son - not in a worky way, you had asked for mint and you brought this coriander, you should remove the stupid like you from the house. Son: Papa Let's Go Together Father: Why? Son: Mummy was saying that this is a fenugreek. Father: Who was on the phone? 😒 Sanju: The friend was 😊 Father: Who was really telling? 😡 Sanju: Sanjay Dutt Sanju cannot improve and will be beaten like this 😂😂😂 Son: Papa, why are you upset? Papa: Those whose happiness is not written without son, their wives do not even mate in the holidays. Papa and the 15-year-old son went to a hotel ... Papa- Waiter a beer and bring an ice cream 🍦, Son - Ice cream 🍦 Why father, you also drink beer, no, Give..popple.. pat.popple 😁😁😁 Child: Papa What did you see in a mum who got married? Papa:

Transparency International has released the Corruption Index of countries around the world for the year 2017. In this case, India slipped two places to 81st in 183 countries. India was ranked 79th in 2016. For ranking, Transparency International has used the scale of zero points (most notably 100 points) from corruption. In this way, 183 countries have detected corruption in government organizations and companies. Let's see some punchlines on corruption.

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lataist jokais dukaanadaar : kaisa soot dikhaoon ? mahila : padosan tadap – tadap kar dam tod de aisa ……😝😜😝😜😝😜 kuchh to padhee likhee hogee garmee …. varana itanee digreeyaan lekar kaun ghoomata hai ? 😂😝😂 khoon mein tere garmee , garmee mein tera khoon …. oopar sooraj niche dharatee beech mein may aur junai 😂😁 he bhagavaan 😬😝😜 sonoo nigam : subah -subah meree neend aazaan se khulatee hai paakistaanee : khushanaseeb ho bhaee jaan , hamaaree to bam dhamaake se khulatee hai 😂😝😂 teechar – sanjoo yamuna nadee kahon bahatee hai ? sanjoo – jameen par teechar – nakshe mein bataon kahon bahatee hai ? sanjoo – nakshe mein kaise bah sakatee hai, naksha gal nahin jaega 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 vaphaadaar to vo log hai jinhonne is baar beejepee ko vot bhee diya aur entee romiyo skvaad ke dande bhee chup chaap kha rahe hai 😂😂😝😜 patnee:- ajee sunate ho ? hamaaree shaadee karavaane vaale pandit jee ka dehaant ho gaya 😔😔😔😔😔 pati:- ek na ek din to use usake karmon ka phal milana hee tha

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paraphekt beta e: mere paas ekadam sahee beta hai bee: kya vah dhoomrapaan karata hai? e: nahin, vah nahin karata. bee: vah vhiskee peete hain? e: nahin, vah nahin karata. bee: kya vah kabhee der se ghar aate hain? e: nahin, vah nahin karata. bee: mujhe lagata hai ki vaastav mein aapake paas ekadam sahee beta hai. usakee kya umr hai? e: vah agale budhavaar ko chhah maheene puraana hoga.